Four furballs now fireballs! One was a pup! Two Fleshies, now Extrae Cripsy!
Give me that!
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This is Randy Hobknocker here reporting to you Live!(We have a new reporter named Randy Hobknocker? WTF?!) In front of the once highly raved about Luna's Rest Inn!
As you can see behind me the fires have been contained for the most part! But nothing remains except charred plywood... Reports say it was the result of arson, and although speculation says the fire was cause by two Vampire Knights and The Former Noble Artimus Krieger, known for his extra curricular activities with Humans and werewolf slaves alike!
Suspicions state It was Artimus who commanded the knights to burn down Luna's, for they would not comply with his demands for... Able bodies..
But, inside sources say there was something far darker at play this afternoon! We will have more for you at the 11 o'clock news update!
