"I'm not playin' along with this stinkin' comedy act you twat"
Dude you are such a vulgar fuck. -sniffs air- Have you been drinking?
"OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' I'M A FUCKING DRUNKARD!"
Really... Cursing is not a requirement for every sentence...
"piss off and let me drink alone.... Twat..."
-_-;
"Fine... I'll play along, answer your stinkin' questions..."
Not really a question, just wanted you to describe yourself...
"Shit! Why didn't you say tha in the first place!" -clears throat- "Marcus D'Angelo at your service, unless your a stinkin' furball... Or a Bloodsucker... Either way no need ta bow at me presence!" -swig of moonshine- "I'm a male as even someone as stupid as you can clearly see. I have a buncha dirty secrets that I refuse ta let anyone know, unless tha timin's right...." -gulp of moonshine-"I'm a clumsy drunkard who (hiccup) A drunkard who (hic).............."-gulp of moonshine- "Ya know shomethin' I been drinkin' and (hic) drinkin' and ya shtill haven' found me a stinkin' job"
Why the hell would anyone hire you? You're accident prone, you drink too much and you can be as stubborn and unforgiving as a bull... Besides you smell like shit and beer...
"well it's an aquired scent mate..."
Can you get on with explaining your idiocy please?
"No I'm going ta tha tavern... Where tha hell is this stinkin' Dervish"
It doesn't exist yet....
"Wha? I'm sorry come again?"
It doesn't exist yet....
"Odd is gonna kick your arse for that one chum."
-Don't bother Marcus while he's drinking, unless you give him another bottle. Most think he drinks to drown in misery, not the case. So you ask why then? Why does Marcus drink so much? Well don't worry its partly because he can't get himself a job, another reason is... He likes drinking... The last reason will be because most people overlook a drunkard. Even when sober he is clumsy, he gets worse the drunker he is... His lack of grace is in a skillset of its own. To the point it makes you think for a second, No one can be that much of a Klutz on accident. His drunken bewilderment is enough to make you think otherwise. As much a loudmouth he may be, and can get himself in trouble, it seems she luck keeps him from an ass whipping, or becoming a meal ticket-
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