Werewolves are cursed. Oh, sure...one or two full moons might sound like fun until you remember waking up naked and covered in somebodies blood with hair in your throat...and not from a rousing night of muff diving.
Come on. Werewolves could eat their own beloved partner and not know it til the next day when the smell of fresh bacon and coffee isn't what wakes them up. Or the neighbor's dog starts getting all swole puppy and looking at them with love in their eyes that isn't of the man's best friend variety.
Vampires? Oh, okay, there you might have a bit more argument. They are still upright and coherently functional. They have wisdom and knowledge from many MANY years of being able to access it. They even have better physical prowess than humans.
But they too have limitations. Can they go to the beach and get a tan? Can they take their first child to DAY care? What about the whole thing of sleeping on the dirt from their grave (Ok. Granted many forget that part as it's not always common in newer versions of legend and lore.)? How about the holy water and garlic thing? Has that been debunked as well? No garlic bread ever! Okay, okay...various legends may alter many of these, but the one thing that remains among them is the base limitations...and I'm still mystified on whether or not they can actually breed other than siring.
There's really not much logical stimulation in getting your throat ripped out by a vamp caught in the blood lust frenzy, which is how many feed despite the romanticization of the breed over the years. Mindless ghouls following you. Heartless lovers still cold from being dead. It's a necrophiliac's power trip brought to life.
Me? I'd rather dance in the sunshine or play in the waterfalls. I can live without mesmerizing somebody into liking me.
Humans might not be as all powerful, but at least they can do what they want, when they want, without having to live in the limitations of a cursed lifestyle.
My ass Wolves and Vamps are better, humans kick ass.
First off, Werewolves are basically large dogs that can stand on two feet. You know what dogs do? Lick their nuts, or Vag's. I understand "Self Cleaning" may be entertaining, but the minute you wake up, you have balls breath. Not so fresh is it... I don't think so...
Vamps? Well one, they are cold, ALL THE TIME... You really wanna cuddle with someone thats practically the equivalent of frostbite? No I don't think so, also imagine how many times you must bite your own tongue, I mean that HAS to hurt with incisors the length of a toothpick...
Yea Humans rule, we have for centuries.. We clobbered Dinosaurs, and laughed at the Ice Age. Vamps and wolves can eat it...
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Vampires win if they existed.. For one simple reason. They can just go chill in some deep cave for a couple 100 years and poof their enemies have all died of old age.
Vampires in this setting only live 600 years. Would you want to spend a third of your life in a cave waiting for your human enemies, who you could probably kill anyway, to die off?
Humans for the win, by the way. Horses are stronger and faster than humans, and you see what we use them for. Why not vampires and werewolves? :)
Horses have the brain the size of a walnut and are a prey animal. We use them cause they respond to basic instincts and we teach them that responding in certain ways get them rewarded and in others cause them pain. You cannot even compare a horse to a werewolf or vampire in the fact that both have a humanoid traits and a higher thinking process then animals do. Werewolves are the more primal of the pair but still they are still well above the mental capacity of an equine and I think this poll was werewolves and vampires in general not just in this SL and even in this SL.. They can live longer Justin just put in a defined age on things so that people don't create characters that are 10,000 years old.
BAH! To hell with yall Werewolves rule...Im with justin..nothing like running with abunch of naked dudes in the forest... ^_^ ...The whole primal fuck lust isint so bad either.
All races are awesome! But if I had to pick...Vamps are my favorite. Something about someone who bites your neck to get nurishment and then can make you lustful is...Mmm. Delicious.
All races are awesome! But if I had to pick...Vamps are my favorite. Something about someone who bites your neck to get nurishment and then can make you lustful is...Mmm. Delicious.
